Why Do I Keep Ending Up In The Tub

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

“Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.”

Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

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residualblues:

This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.

(via i-will-die-laughing)

dcu:

mscotter83:

owenparsons:

andrewbridgman:

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘The Lego Movie’ - Feb 7

Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, with the voices of Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson and Morgan Freeman.

Picking up serious ‘Toy Story’/’Wreck-It Ralph’ vibes from this. I don’t hate it.

There is nothing in my life more important than this at the moment.

Dynamite.

This certainly doesn’t help with my current Lego addiction that is suddenly came up.

See guys, Warner Bros. finally put Wonder Woman in a movie…

flloom-galaxy:

DC Icons by Melissa Smith

(Source: westcoastavengers, via pwnator)